Young Adult Revisited

Despite the fact that she made the decision to dump both Todd and Devon, Elizabeth can't stop moping around about how she's lonely and misses them both. She joins the prom planning committee to take her mind off things, only to find out that Todd also joined. They start spending a lot of time together, which leads to weird moments like Todd wanting to kiss her ankle and telling her she has perfect ankles while holding a ladder. Liz realizes that she really misses him and all the time they spent together. Jessica and Lila get so caught up with finding the perfect dresses that they completely forget about finding dates. They decide to rank the hot guys at Sweet Valley and write down lists of their best and worst qualities. For example, Aaron has really sexy legs but is also cranky. Bruce kisses like a live jellyfish, and Peter DeHaven is cruel because of how he treated Johanna. Liz rushes off to a meeting and can't find her notebook, so she takes Jessica's...

Todd is all in shock that Jessica would accuse his beautiful and wonderful girlfriend of cheating on him for the 400 th time and kind of refuses to believe it. She tells him exactly where to find them and then throws herself at him. In her eyes, it's the perfect payback to her twin stealing her man. Todd turns her down and tells her to help herself to the feast he made for Liz before leaving. He drives around town before heading to the school, and after seeing Liz and Devon still going at he, he just takes off. Jessica devours the lobster salad and all the other stuff Todd made for her twin while fuming to herself. After eating way too much, she decides to get back at Liz. Liz and Devon are still freaking making out until it starts raining. She heads home while feeling like she's walking on air, only to find Jessica waiting for her. Jess makes a few comments and then tells Liz she looked for her. Liz keeps making up excuses until Jess drops the news that she s...

Have I mentioned yet exactly how much I hate this Devon kid? I thought I could never despise anyone as much as I despised Sam in Sweet Valley University, but here we are. So, in case you missed it, Devon is totally in love with Elizabeth Wakefield after seeing her exactly once. Lucky boy gets assigned to be her lab partner in chemistry, and by the way, Liz is in AP chemistry, which is something I think no one ever mentioned before. He wows her on the first day by mixing different chemicals together to make a mixture that is the same color as her eyes. Liz gets all blushy and flustered because no one guy has ever been so attentive to her. Excuse me while I go give Todd a hug. Jessica hears through the grapevine about the hot new guy and decides that he must be hers. She sees him once and decides that he's her new boyfriend. She rushes home to interrupt Todd and Liz on a date just to talk about the new guy. Todd basically rolls his eyes and feels bad for the guy. That...