Young Adult Revisited

Jessica is still caught up in Jonathon's arms and kissing him when the book opens. He then pauses long enough to tell her that he never wants to see her again before kissing her some more. Jessica basically forces him to give her a tour of his house, which gives her an excuse to gripe about how it's oh so dirty and not at all like a place he should actually live. They start kissing again, but then Jonathon throws her off, tells her to leave, and actually makes her leave. Meanwhile, poor Enid is outside all gothed up and ready for some action. When she sees the twins' Jeep though, she realizes that Jessica is there and that Jess found out where he lived from her. Just as she's about to burst into tears though, she sees Jessica rush outside with tears streaming down her face and decides this is the perfect time to make her move. Pretending that her car broke down, she gets inside. Jonathon offers her some wine, they start kissing, he sucks on her neck, and she

The twins are back from summer camp and looking for some action. For Liz, this means going on a date with Todd. He suggests they borrow a canoe and take it out on the ocean. She worries that it is too dangerous, but he thinks it's romantic. Liz actually doesn't want to go because it reminds her too much of Joey. After getting snappy with her boyfriend, she asks him to take her home and claims she has a headache. Todd gets all mopey because maybe his cheating whore of a girlfriend doesn't love him anymore. Jessica is out with a bunch of cheerleader pals at the Dairi Burger and wants to show off her new diamond earrings. The twins' grandmother sent them both a pair. Once they finish eating and head out, she realizes that one of her earrings is missing. Jess convinces Lila to come back inside with her and then to check the dumpsters with her. They find a small white kitten that seems super freaked out. Jessica keeps digging in the dumpster and eventually ge